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Turkey Butt Cheeks (photo) & $97 Freebie

So this is an image that I want to ERASE out of my mind SO SO BADLY (kind of like what they do in Men In Black)…

 


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Pretty gross huh??

I’m assuming by now you’ve seen all of the hoopla surrounding Miley Cyrus??

I didn’t even watch the VMA’s (I’m not a fan of the “award shows” but my wife loves watching them)….

But I logged onto Facebook yesterday and that’s ALL I saw in my news feed.

People seem to be disgusted and repulsed by her little performance.

But you know what I think?

As weird as it was…as much as I want to erase the image of her turkey butt cheeks from my mind forever…

I think it was genius on her part.

Because what’s step numero UNO in marketing?

hint: these days it’s one of the hardest things to get AND keep….

Let’s make a little game out of this shall we?

What do you think is goal #1 with your marketing (your Facebook ads, blog posts, emails, etc.)?

Leave a comment below and let me know what you think.

First person to get the answer I’m looking for will get a cool surprise valued at $97.00.

Sound cool?

Aight…GO GO GO! Leave your comment below now…

Yours In Fun,

Jonathan “yoda” Register

P.S. I upgraded to OP 2.0 about 2-3 weeks ago, and I gotta say…I absolutely love  it. If you’re so sick and tired of spending hours and hours trying to put together a simple page to capture leads, then grab this now. It’s worth every penny and is one of those must have tools in my humble opinion.

 

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  • Marquel Russell says:
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    Hilarious, J.Register! LOL!!

    I saw a glimpse of Miley’s performance and changed the channel as fast as I could. LOL!!

    But I think the #1 goal in our marketing is to catch and keep our audiences attention(and Miley was genius at doing that).

    In a marketplace full of noise, we want to become masters at not only getting the attention of our Perfect Prospect, but we also want to be educational and entertaining(Edu-taining) to keep our Perfect Prospect’s attention!

    I’m trying to wipe that picture out of my mind now. LOL!!

    Thanks,
    Marquel Russell

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    • Jonathan Register says:
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      ;-) Great super fast response Marquel!!!

      Yea maybe I should delete the image at the top of the page. :-)

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  • Tony says:
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    J. Register…I think tears came out of my eyes when I saw the article. Right on point brother…engagement and retention. Love it or hate it people will talk about her for years to come.

    Thanks for the the valuable and humorous article man!

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    • Jonathan Register says:
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      lol…that’s awesome! So you liked the pic? :-) JK!

      Totally agree with you that this is something that will be remembered for a loooong time.

      My pleasure Tony! ;-)

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  • Amado Fraga says:
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    Create buzz or controversy that will get your name in people’s mouths. Some will side with you others will oppose you but at least you’ll be the topic at everyone’s dinner table and that’s ultimately the goal.

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    • Jonathan Register says:
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      Great comment Amado!

      Yea getting people talking is HUGE….

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  • Joel says:
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    #1 Step in marketing? I’d be willing to say…be unique!

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    • Jonathan Register says:
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      Great guess Joel!

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  • Javier says:
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    I think that the number #1 goal for our marketing is to get traffic, I believe that we should help as much people as we can but without traffic that ain’t happening.

    Thanks JR, now I need to get that image out of my mind!!

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    • Jonathan Register says:
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      Great answer! You’re right that no traffic = nothingness. :-) But was looking for “get & maintain attention.” lol…hopefully by now the image is out of your head, but maybe not. ;-) Great hearing from you Javier!

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